the3kings

Stuka.

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:51:22 GMT

i am still waiting CMPB.

The Yakuza Papers

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:56:29 GMT

Me and my bro have been camping at our grandparents/cousin's house for the past 3 weekends. The first 2 weekends my cousin helped me out with my final year project cause I dont really know much about programming. Thank you to him. On the third weekend we help set up their home theatre in the living room and help out my grandma with some packing. Home theatre in a box (HTIB) systems are a breeze to set up. Besides that we also played ps3 throughout the day and night.

The highlight of the gaming marathon was me teaming up with my cousin for the Champions League mode for Winning Eleven 2009. Difficulty setting is Superstar mode, the hardest difficulty in the game. We guided our favourite team Liverpool FC to the top prize in European football disposing the likes of Athletico Madrid (Torres' old club), Juventus FC (this one took us more than 3 tries admittedly), Real Madrid, Barcelona and AS Roma (all 3 teams were outclassed). With our telepathic understanding, my cousin's tactical astutenss, our resolute defending and ability to carve out defences with direct play and not forgetting goals that were scored through our brilliant individual moments of magic at times, it brought out a satisfactory and fullfilling end to a thrilling tournament. Looking forward to teaming up with my cousin yet again some time in the future.

Staying on the topic of footbal/soccer, the real life Liverpool FC also manage to attain 3 points agains Portsmouth after going behind twice in the game. Normally people would say thats the spirit of champions. Unfortunately that cannot be the right term after witnessing the Principles of Evil, the Keeper of the Gates of Hell, our friends from Manchester United defeating West Ham United 1-0. I am fucking sick of the way the World Club Champions have achieved 1-0 victories towards the past month or so. They are a truly evil and professional team that gets the job done. From the cool blonde Van Der Sar as the custodian of the post, the beauty and the beast combination of Cocaine Ferdinand and Serbian Mobster Vidic to the pass master Carrick pulling the strings in the middle for the likes of old dinosaurs ginger Scholes and fucker Giggs combining with front men Ronaldo the metrosexual magician, Bulldog Rooney the intimidating boxer, Carlitos Tevez the Argentinian bulldozer who probably got the scar on his face from either a gang fight or failed assassination attempt on his life, not from a boiling water scalding incident contrary to what was reported and last but not least, the newest member of the Army of Devils, the Eastern bloc soldier Dimitar Berbatov.

My name is Berbatov. I am not a lazy player. I am chilled

This is the player that me and my cousin had been heaping praises on. His job would be to chest the ball down, hold it up and pass it in the most chilled out manner to his team mates around him. We even tried using Mancunia United at WE09 with Berbatov as the fulcrum of the attack. A great buy by Fergie indeed. If by the end of the second leg Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan is unable to overcome Fergie then I can truly say Mancunia United is the best team ever. Wait. I will only say that after they win league title number 19th and European Cup number 6.

Wow almost an entire post devoted to Machester United.

Theres No Such Thing As Normal

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:07:11 GMT

Currently I've got no commitments to any school or company and also a very inactive social life cause I am not as cool or happening as the others. So I have set a long list of games, movies and tv shows that I intend to watch or play:

Games to play:

Dead Space
Fallout 3
Little Big Planet
Resistance 2
Mortal Kombat vs DC
Football Manager 2009
Left for Dead (maybe)

Blu rays to watch, quite a lot but notably:

The Godfather Part I, II and III
The Fall
The Machinist
The Dark Knight
Within Temptation Black Symphony concert
Best of Live from Abbey Road Season 1
Kill Bill Volume I and II
Batman and Batman Returns
Band of Brothers Miniseries

TV shows to watch:

True Blood Season 1
Six Feet Under Seasons 2 to 5
Deadwood Seasons 2 and 3
Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 6
Dexter Season 3
Generation Kill season finale
Big Bang Theory (maybe if i feel like it cos the blonde chick who acted in it is quite hot)

Movies compliments of RevoTT to watch, quite a lot also:

The Score
The Long Good Friday
How to lose friends and alienate people
Bonnie & Clyde
The Ice Storm
Gosford Park
and a lot more

Speaking of Bonnie & Clyde, they are remaking the movie with the same title that will be released in 2010. The original 1967 film stars Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty. Bonnie & Clyde is actually based on the real life duo of lovers who rob banks. Along the way they killed some people if I'm not wrong which makes them wanted criminals. The movie ends the same way as their life ended. Bonnie & Clyde's car were ambushed by cops and the pigs pumped bullets into the bodies of the 2 lovers till death did them apart. The movie sort of kick started the Golden Age of Hollywood and influenced future crime films such as The Godfather and so on.

The movie Bonnie & Clyde (Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway) looking all nice and tough before lead and squibs were riddled into their bodies

The real life Bonnie & Clyde after they made peace with God and the Angel of Death rips apart their soul

Anyway I was reading the papers yesterday. There was small section at the top page of Life newspaper which contains a quote from Faye Dunaway regarding the remake of Bonnie & Clyde which goes someting like "Couldnt they have at least cast a real actress?"

This was a reference to Disney's Pop Pwincessz Hilary Duff. Nice one Faye. Hilary, a product of the commerical machine would never be able to hold a tommy gun or act like how Faye Dunaway does.

Time to buy some groceries now.

Futureshop

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:41:17 GMT

All praise is for God. I passed my project presentation which means I am assured of a diploma now. But I doubt I will get good grades because one of the fucking marker was totally unimpressed with my sub standard project. I admit I am an incompetent programmer. In fact I dont really give a fuck bout programming but I am proud of the achievements and experienced that I have gained as a Residential Trainer. So what if programming is one of the high paying jobs? I wish the best for those rich programmers and hope they get to bring their wealth into their coffins when they die.

Another flaw for my project was that it wasnt useful in terms of business sense. Not useful because it cannot generate money for the company. Unlike the 2 guys from the same company as me who came up with a simple but impressive system which helps to generate money. Its ok if I dont help people make money. Atleast it felt good to be involved with different schools around the country and being able to share some of my IT knowledge with those cute primary school kids, at the same time build rapport with co workers who are actually interested in moulding young minds for the sake of the community.

In conclusion fuck capitalism and Everton FC.

Owe Money Pay

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:12:22 GMT

Today marks the end of week 16th of internship. All I can say is I'm greatful to the guidance that has been shown to me by the staffs of the company that I have been working for, the exposure to the Information Technology side of the Education industry and also the confidence gained from working on a solo project in which I had to everything by myself. Not forgetting coming up with a fucking 14 000 words project all by myself. I cant afford such luxuries that group projects people experienced. One person can do the project while the other can work on the report.

Whats done is done, it is now time to prepare for my freedom on the 5th of February. Insya Allah in March there might be another trip for me to the holy land of Saudi Arabia. Then after that they will steal me away from my family and make me do things against my free will.

There are a lot of people that I'd like to thank for making my 3.5 months of internship a fruitful one but I've already included that in my report. Thank you to them and may God bless their kind souls.

"Shalom. 1 dollar for you, 10 dollars for me. 1 jewish blood for you, 100 Palestinian blood for me. Shalom."

Beck

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:45:17 GMT

I've sucked the moon and I've spoke too soon.
How much did it cost?

Travis Bickle II

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:48:25 GMT

All praise is for God. The new Muhajirin mosque opened its doors yesterday night after more than 2 years of reconstruction. Yesterday also marks the beginning of the new year in the Islamic calendar. The real new year. Not some new year that was invented by pagans. Good thing about the pagan new year is that its a public holiday which means no fucking work.

Last Saturday I learned a number of stuffs from a taxi driver. Australian Herry was in the cab too. We learned that America is the biggest loan shark in the whole world. Number 2 loan shark is Lion City. Hmm. Taxi driver also said if a man is into his 50s and wants to look young, he needs to fuck 7 virgins to achieve the youthful radiance on his face and he wont even look his age. Wow.

Lastly taxi driver told us about his younger days when he had an international collection of girlfriends falling for him. His collection of senoritas include chicks from Australia, Columbia and Brasil. I'm not sure to think whether the taxi driver is a fucking playa or not. According to chicks, these chicks wanted him to marry him and migrate to their hometown. The best part is they're willing to sponsor him to leave the country together with them. I bet the Columbian chick just powedered her nose when she made the offer to the taxi driver. She is too coked up from snorting cocaine and she thought, hey baby lets fuck and get back to Columbia where we can snort coca the whole day and not worry about a thing.

Finally its my pleasure to say that Liverpool FC is the winter champion of the English League after destroying the pathetic Gerdie barcodes in the form of Newcastle United 5-1. Historically, teams that top the league in Winter dont really go on to win the league. If this is the Italian Serie A I am 110% fucking sure Liverpool will end up as english champions at the end of the season. Just look at how my FM 2008 Inter Milan and the real life Inter won our titles. Anything can happen though and if my beloved team were to falter during their conquest to return to the pinnacle of English football just like the old days, then obviously I'd prefer if Moscow Chelski FC to win it.

Santa Tried to Touch Me

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 02:48:27 GMT

Good morning Santa. Its boxing day today. But I dont care. This is my wishlist below:

1. Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2 Steelbook Blu Ray (normal version with ugly cover art is acceptable too)

Quentin Tarantino's revenge flick starring Uma Thurman as The Bride and other actors and actresses. The Steelbooks would make a good collector's item but too bad they're only exclusive to the French market. Importing them wouldnt be an issue. Its just that I dont have a fucking Region B player to load the discs. Fuck region coding.

2. Fight Club Steelbook Blu Ray

What can I say. From David Fincher, the director of Se7en and Zodiac to the performances of Brad Pitt, Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter. Not forgetting the comic relief roles of Meat Loaf (some fat singer) and a blonde haired pre-Requiem for a Dream Jared Leto (singer as well). This movie is a fucking masterpiece. In the words of Tyler Durden, the cover for the steelbook is very "modern art". But the disc is only exclusive to Germany. Why the fuck are the good shows being sold in the European market.

4. Pulp Fiction Blu Ray

Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

Intro music starts playing and Pulp Fiction title appears on screen. A great introduction to the movie. This non linear timeline crime movie is Tarantino's best work. A cinematic masterpiece. I cant wait to experience it in HD. Guess how I can get to own the blu ray. By importing from the Scandinavian Lair of the Vikings in Denmark. America and SG is only interested in releasing mainstream movies that can generate profits for them. They're not interested in releasing quality movies.

4. Leon The Professional Steelbook Blu Ray

Once again a steelbook treatment for Ze German market. I wouldnt say the steelbook cover is only very modern art. It has a minimalist design to it as well. Leon played by Jean Reno is a hitman who "adopted" a young Natalie Portman after her family were killed by the psychotic Gary Oldman and his hencman if I'm not wrong (its been ages since I last watch the show). Along the way, Leon becomes Natalie Portman's mentor and teaches her the ways of an assassin. There are some paedophillia moments in the show as well but try not to be bothered by that and you get to experience another cinematic masterpiece (2nd or 3rd time using these words) by Luc Besson. His other works that are worth checking out are Le Femme Nikita and The Fifth Element.

5. A Time Machine

I need this so that I can fast forward time to 30th January 2009, 6pm.

Ho Ho H..Whore

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:11:13 GMT

Today's a half day for me according to my manager. This means I get to go home early and spend some quality time with my famiglia. Working life robs you of your daylight time. I dont know who the fuck sets these working hours but the world would be a better place if working hours are from 10am to 4pm. Lesser working hours means lesser money for workers, lesser greed, lesser need to satisfy materialisc cravings, lesser profits for corporate fucks.

10am to 4pm. Thats the "working" hours for in-house project students in school. My kind of timing.

I just checked soccernet and it seems like Arsenal's new captain Francesca Fabregas will be out for 4 months due to some knee injury. The damage was done by Liverpool's newly crowned Euro Champ Xabi Alonso. Nice job Alonso. 1 rival player down. Next target will be Cristiano I like to shave my eyebrows and pubic hair Ronaldo.

2 of my friends are currently having a good love life. I'm really happy for them. Not that they even need my happiness. It must be a good feeling to be loved and cared by a stranger of the opposite sex. Ok.

Merry fucking christmas.

The Mother Flocker

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:45:59 GMT

Day 5 at DSS. Things are getting fucking boring over here. My final year project progress is stagnant. I started internship with the aim of getting an A grade because that will give me a perfect gpa of 4.0 for the final semester in poly. Too bad after a few weeks I began to lose hope.

Losing all hope is freedom.

Solo IT project is a fucking bore and troublesome. For now I'm just aiming for the bare minimum grades. C+ would be great but a B would be better. 30th January 2009 is still more than a month away. I cant fucking wait for that day where I will have no more commitments to any company or school.

Losing all hope is freedom.

Mondays used to be Entourage day. Season 5 ended weeks ago. What a great season it was. Ari Gold was the usual "Golden Jew" agent of Vincent Chase. But the best episodes are those that guest starred the chick who acted as Meadow Soprano in The Sopranos.

If I knew internship was gonna be this boring, I wouldve chosen in-house project.

Ok time to delete the internet histories so that the network admin people of the school cannot trace my internet activites, I hope.